your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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