Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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