well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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