And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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