You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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