Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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