is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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