that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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