Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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