I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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