That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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