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(310): View more from California

so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.

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(407): View more from Florida

big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??

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(773): View more from Illinois

so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse

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(440): View more from Ohio

you were so drunk you slurred your pauses

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(713): View more from Texas

Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?

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(210): View more from Texas

they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird

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(347): View more from New York

it's been a while because I don't count the hooker

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️

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(703): View more from Virginia

i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.

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