I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in