They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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