its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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