I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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