you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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