Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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