i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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