North Korea, Best Korea!
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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