butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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