My liver just broke up with me...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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