Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
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