Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
nutella sex= disaster
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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