do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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