that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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