You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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