Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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