The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
