in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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