So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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