It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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