Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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