Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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