onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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