I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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I need you to use more vowels.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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