She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
