i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Randomize
