yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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