id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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