We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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