I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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