That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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