come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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