giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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