At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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