Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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