Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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