there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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