How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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