Are we in a gay sports bar?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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