Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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