Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
They have beer where we have blood.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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