But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I need moral support for this bender
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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