How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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