Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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